Well folks, football season offically ends today, and racin won't start for two more weeks. My Yahoo cam research is completed (for now), so what am I supposed to do for the coming cold days? Hmm, why not challenge random females to Counter Strike duels?

Why women?

Well I guess I could challenge some 15 year old clan d00dz, but I already get my ass kicked by them every time I play the game. Plus they'd hack the server, or accuse me of cheating if I ever got a kill. One thing about females, they tend to be good sports. Also, remember back in the 80's when Andy Kaufman was wrestling women? He didn't do that for fame or money. He did that to get close to the ladies.

Why Laurita?

She's semi-famous, she made Blogger's Blogs of Note, which usually means you have a very pretty website or are famous or have interesting content. Now you know why I'm not there. Hers caught my eye cause it's called goobita, and I was in an organization called the Goob Brothers back in my high school days. We were the guys who organized the keg parties when someone's parents were outta town. You're welcome. Anyhoo, I digress. She does have a pretty website, and it says she knows what girls feel like, and she doesn't mind little things. I followed a link to her deviantart site and discovered that Counter Strike was her favorite game (at least that's what she said, she may have been pandering to geeks, I have no clue). Finally, she's from Texas, so she should know how to handle a shootin iron pretty well, and be a worthy adversary.

The Challenge

So, Laurita, I'm callin you out to defend the honor of cam girls and women gamers around the world. You pick the time, you pick the server. I'll even set one up for the match if you'd like. You can be terrorist or CT, the only rule I have is that it's one on one, tete-a-tete, mano a mano. We can play 3 outta 5, or 51 outta 100, it's up to you. Are you up to the challenge?

The Rewards

If I win, you'll make "hard 0wnz me" the title of your site. No, wait, I was just kidding. I don't want anything other than the human drama of athletic competition. Just let me know what you want should you happen to win, and I'll see what I can do. I promise that if I lose, I will announce it in the times, and if I win, I promise not rub it in too much. Feel free to talk all the smack about me you'd like to, whatever the outcome.

So is it a date?

The kevlar gauntlet has been cast. I anxiously await your reply, or lack of one. You can mail me, or Yahoo message me, or use my AIM handle which is wmd1999. Oh and you can look for me in Counter Strike too, I go by the name of Gump. Forrest Gump.

I'm not Laurita, but can I frag you anyway?

Well sure you can! Just drop me a line and we'll see what we can work out. If Counter Strike's not your thing, I'm always available for some strip backgammon.

I'll keep y'all updated on the main page......go look now!